Sunday, December 22, 2019
Best of the Bee
Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN https://t.co/D48Gnja0Ea
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 14, 2019
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Saturday, December 21, 2019
Forget It by Judd Mortimer Lewis
Forget It
by Judd Mortimer Lewis
If you see a tall fellow ahead of a crowd,
A leader of men, marching fearless and proud,
And you know of a tale whose mere telling aloud
Would cause his proud head in anguish be bowed,
It's a pretty good plan to forget It.
If you know of a skeleton hidden away
In a closet, and guarded, and kept from the day
In the dark, and whose showing, whose sudden display
Would cause grief and sorrow and pain and dismay
It's a pretty good plan to forget It.
If you know of a spot in the life of a friend
(We all have spots concealed, world without end)
Whose touching his heartstrings would sadden or rend,
Till the shame of its showing no grieving could mend,
It's a pretty good plan to forget it.
If you know of a tale that will darken the joy
Of a man or a woman, a girl or a boy,
That will wipe out a smile or the least bit annoy
A fellow, or cause any gladness to cloy,
It's a pretty good plan to forget It.
I see wonderful things
The open water is terrifying pic.twitter.com/borlc0ki4J
— Domenico Calia (@CaliaDomenico) November 17, 2019
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Untitled (Rear view mirror), 1970 by John Kalamaras
Untitled (Rear view mirror), 1970 by John Kalamaras
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Best of the Bee
Breaking: Mike Pence Confesses Addiction To Marital Faithfulness https://t.co/V4pZAvd8hB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 14, 2019
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I've Got a Gal in Kalamazoo by Glenn Miller
I've Got a Gal in Kalamazoo by Glenn Miller.
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I've Got a Girl in Kalamazoo
by Glenn Miller
A B C D E F G H, I got a gal in Kalamazoo
Don’t want to boast but I know she’s the toast of Kalamazoo
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo
Years have gone by, my my how she grew
I liked her looks when I carried her books in Kalamazoo
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo
I’m gonna send away, hoppin’ on a plane, leavin’ today
Am I dreamin’? I can hear her screamin’
"Hiya, Mr. Jackson"
Everything’s O K A L A M A Z O O
Oh, what a gal, a real pipperoo
I’ll make my bid for that freckle-faced kid, I’m hurryin’ to
I’m goin’ to Michigan to see the sweetest gal in Kalamazoo
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, Kalamazoo
K A L A M A Z O O, oh oh oh
Oh what a gal, a real pipperoo
We’re goin’ to Michigan to see the sweetest gal in Kalamazoo
Zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo, zoo
Kalamazoo
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