Saturday, November 7, 2026

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Offbeat Humor

 

The Sidonian and the mules

From The World’s Oldest Joke Book, translated and introduced by Professor William Berg.  Philogelos (Ancient Greek: Φιλόγελως, "Love of Laughter") is a Greek-language book published perhaps as early as the 4th century AD.  It is the oldest known surviving collection of jokes.

Joke 128.

A Sidonian prefect was traveling in a carriage. When the mules were exhausted and unable to go any farther, the driver unhitched them so they might graze and rest up a bit. Now, as soon as they were released, they ran off. The prefect said to the driver, ‘Idiot, do you see now that the mules are running just fine, and that it’s the carriage that’s stuck and can’t move?’ 

It is interesting trying to render old jokes from ancient cultures, technologies, and circumstances into a modern equivalent which still leverages the atavistic humorous structure.  As an example, there are a whole series of hernia jokes in Philogelos.  People walking around with visibly obvious hernias are extremely rare in modern societies and yet obviously were somewhat common in the ancient world.  Kind of hard to make that humorous conversion.  

I had a go with both Grok and Gemini on the mule joke and neither was able to come up with anything that was either humorous or a good conversion from ancient conditions to modern.

The best I can come up with is the old aviation joke which I think has the same underlying structure - a confusion about how motion is created.  

A 747 passenger jet is flying from LA to New York when the captain comes on the intercom to announce that one of the engines has failed:

Pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've lost one of our engines. We can still fly fine on the remaining three, but it's going to delay our arrival by a couple of hours."

A little while later, a second engine sputters and dies:

Pilot: "This is your captain again. I'm sorry to report we've lost a second engine. The plane is still safe on two engines, but we'll be delayed by another couple of hours."

A bit later still, a third engine goes out:

Pilot: "Folks, we've just lost our third engine. Don't worry, the aircraft can safely fly on a single engine, though we will be delayed yet again."

At that point, a nervous passenger in first class throws up his hands and yells:

"This is ridiculous! If that last engine goes out, we're going to be stuck up here all day!"

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The Orchard Window, 1918 by Daniel Garber

The Orchard Window, 1918 by Daniel Garber (America, 1880-1958) 



















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Friday, November 6, 2026

The Abderite and the eunuch

From The World’s Oldest Joke Book, translated and introduced by Professor William Berg.  Philogelos (Ancient Greek: Φιλόγελως, "Love of Laughter") is a Greek-language book published perhaps as early as the 4th century AD.  It is the oldest known surviving collection of jokes.

Joke 115

An Abderite sees a eunuch talking with a woman and asks him if she’s his wife. The guy responds that a eunuch is unable to have a wife. ‘Ah, so she’s your daughter?’ 

People from Abdera gained a reputation as simpletons.  An Abderite is simpleton, a fool, an idiot.

Using Gemini and then Grok I converted into a cartoon.

























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