Offbeat Humor

I seem to be alone here but I'm going to admit something: for years, I didn't know the cart return was such a sensitive thing.
I usually returned it to the right place, but when it's been 0-degrees and windy or pouring rain, I might leave it nestled securely on a grass… https://t.co/9SQnTWkXf9

— Sharyl Attkisson 🕵️‍♂️💼🥋 (@SharylAttkisson) July 11, 2026