I want to help the helpless, but I don’t give a rat’s a** about the clueless

From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.  

—21— Who, Me?

“I want to help the helpless, but I don’t give a rat’s a** about the clueless”

—Dennis Miller

One afternoon, a man decides to take his new sports car for a drive in the country. There’s no traffic, so he guns it to seventy mph . . . then eighty . . . then ninety. But as he’s turning one particularly sharp corner, he suddenly sees two farmers standing in the road, chatting. Panicked, he cuts the wheel as fast as he can to avoid hitting them but loses control of the car. He hits an embankment, goes flying into the air, and crashes into a field. The farmers watch it all in shock. Finally, one farmer turns to the other and says, “Wow! I guess we got out of the field just in time.”