Why don't we just give away everything for free?

In the era of Greta Thunberg, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren, this is dangerously close to straight reporting.

Six-Year-Old Saying, 'Why Don't We Just Give Everything Away For Free?' Surges To Top Of Democratic Pollshttps://t.co/4oIuTqNtBW

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 13, 2019

Heh.

"She really has a plan for everything,” said Melinda Carlson, one of Susie’s enthusiastic supporters. “While Elizabeth Warren only has a plan for getting people free health care and free college, Susie has a plan to get everyone free everything. She’s truly a visionary.”