I write the sort of books which people assume to be the work of a cheerful, if backward, young fellow of about twenty-five

P.G. Wodehouse from In His Own Words by Barry Day and Tony Ring. Page 142

Owing to my having become mentally arrested at an early age, I write the sort of books which people, not knowing the facts, assume to be the work of a cheerful, if backward, young fellow of about twenty-five.