Offbeat Humor

My doggo: "Since we moved to this neighborhood, there have been no squirrel-related fatalities of people or dogs. You're welcome."

Me: What were the fatality rate before we moved here?

Doggo: I do not have that data. Good day, sir! pic.twitter.com/WR31sfxb05

— James Pethokoukis ⏩️⤴️ (@JimPethokoukis) October 16, 2024