Offbeat Humor

COUNT 1: "Removal of mattress tag"
COUNT 2: "Illegal disposal of removed mattress tag"
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COUNT 13: "illegal internet search "Is it illegal to remove mattress tag?"
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COUNT 27: "Surreptitious convo w doorman re mattress tags."
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COUNT 34: "Illegal MyPillow on tagless mattress."

— Erich Hartmann (@erichhartmann) April 4, 2023