The woke left is composed of ugly people who want to be treated as beautiful people, bad people who want to be treated as good people, stupid people who want to be treated as smart people

Heh.  From Glenn Reynolds.  

The woke left is composed of ugly people who want to be treated as beautiful people, bad people who want to be treated as good people, stupid people who want to be treated as smart people, and the grifters who profit from the above.

One might add:

Racists who want to be treated as saints

Haranguers who want to be treated as conversationalists 

Communists who want to be treated as Classical Liberals

Totalitarian authoritarians who want to be treated as freedom lovers

Puritanical bigots who want to be treated as humanists

Thieves who want to be treated as law abiding citizens

Viciously intolerant people who want to be treated as tolerant

One could go on for a while.