Offbeat Humor

“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do YOU say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?”
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
“It’s the same thing.” ~A.A.Milne pic.twitter.com/cwgdqnd8q3

— A.A.Milne (@A_AMilne) February 5, 2023