I have an Archaeology joke but its dirty.

From a Twitter thread asking for jokes in a particular form.  A free and open marketplace for bad jokes.  That's exactly what we need and want.

I have an Archaeology joke but its dirty.

I have a Civil Engineering joke but its still under construction.

I have an Economics joke but its not in Demand.

I have a Statistics joke but its not significant.

I have a Geography joke but I don't know where it is.

I have a Coprolites joke but tough shit, I’m not telling it.

I have a joke about garbage but its trash.

I have a Finance joke, but it's paywalled.

I have a joke about the Noble gases, but it never gets a reaction. 

I have a joke about Hematology, but getting me to tell it is like getting blood from a stone.

I have a Welsh joke but fydd hi ddim yn ddoniol oni bai eich bod yn siarad Cymraeg.

I have a Biology joke, but it needs to evolve some more.

I have a Library joke - y’all should check it out some time.

I have a Software Engineering joke that's beta than all of those.

I have a Verbal joke but it's unspeakably bad.

I have a History joke, but I don't want to repeat it.

I have a Retirement joke, but it doesn’t work.

I had an Aerospace Engineering joke, but it crashed and burned.

I have a Hematology joke but it’s bloody awful.

I had a Geriatrics joke but it didn't age well.

I have a Journalism joke but you might report it.

I have an IT joke, but it needs updating.

I have a Condescension joke, but you wouldn’t get it

I have a Pessimist joke, but I think it's not funny at all.

I have a Baker's joke that you need a lot.

I have a Climate science joke but it's gaslighting.

I have a History joke, but it is outdated.

I have a Medical joke, but it hurts to hear it.

I have a joke about Reverse Psychology, but you don't want to hear it.

I’ve got an Acoustics joke, but you’ve already heard it.