That's what you get for listening to the CDC.

There is a god and he has a soft spot for empirical Classical Liberals.  Soft enough to serve up some laughs occasionally.  For the details, see this thread by Kelley K on some CDC research.  

The CDC found that people who were most attentive to, and compliant with the CDC recommendations to mask, avoid crowded places and reduce travel were the ones most likely to contract Covid.  Its not quite stand-up comedy but close enough for a good laugh.

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