Moishe promptly fainted, and Mendel carried him outside

From The Encyclopedia of Jewish Humor by Henry D. Spalding.

The rabbi needed funds with which to purchase supplies for the synagogue so he called a meeting, but prudently avoided mentioning that he intended to ask for money. Among those who attended were Moishe and Mendel, two of the most notorious tightwads in the city. Even the good rabbi was curious to see how they would respond.

The rabbi got right down to business and explained the purpose of the gathering. He then announced that a collection would be taken.

Upon hearing this unpleasant news Moishe promptly fainted, and Mendel carried him outside.