The little guy starts crying

From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.

—50— MYOB (Mind Your Own Business)

“Let every fox take care of its own tail.”

—Italian proverb

A little guy is sitting at a bar, just staring at his drink, when a big biker walks up to him, takes the drink, and gulps it down. 

The little guy starts crying. The biker says, “Hey, man. I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink.”

“No, it’s not that. This is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept and missed an important meeting, so my boss fired me. Then, when I left the building, I discovered that my car had been stolen and the police said there was nothing they could do about it. So I took a cab home, but accidentally left my wallet in there, and the cab driver just drove away. Then I found my wife in bed with my best friend. So I walked out and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”