Groaning Oldies

From Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes by Barry Dougherty.

The first grade class gathered around the teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was of a cat. “Okay, boys and girls,” she said brightly, “can anyone tell me what this is?”

“I know, I know, it’s a cat!” yelled a little boy.

“Very good, Eddie.  Now, who knows what this animal is called?”

“That’s a dog!” piped up the same little boy.

“Right again. And what about this animal?” she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.

Silence fell over the class. After a minute or two, the teacher said, “I’ll give you a hint, children . . . it’s something your mother calls your father.”

“I know, I know,” screamed Eddie. “It’s a horny bastard!”