Offbeat Humor

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Wonton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel & smacking pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight one evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

— Jill Sullivan (@JBEnglish1) June 21, 2021