— JordanGeo (@Valeria__79) September 17, 2024
Thursday, October 17, 2024
I want to help the helpless, but I don’t give a rat’s a** about the clueless
From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.
—21— Who, Me?“I want to help the helpless, but I don’t give a rat’s a** about the clueless”—Dennis MillerOne afternoon, a man decides to take his new sports car for a drive in the country. There’s no traffic, so he guns it to seventy mph . . . then eighty . . . then ninety. But as he’s turning one particularly sharp corner, he suddenly sees two farmers standing in the road, chatting. Panicked, he cuts the wheel as fast as he can to avoid hitting them but loses control of the car. He hits an embankment, goes flying into the air, and crashes into a field. The farmers watch it all in shock. Finally, one farmer turns to the other and says, “Wow! I guess we got out of the field just in time.”
An Insight
This goes so hard. pic.twitter.com/tCRTAqUfJD
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) September 17, 2024
I see wonderful things
I’ve never heard a skunk before and I was kinda shocked 😂 pic.twitter.com/PBthxjNgl1
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 16, 2024
Offbeat Humor
This marketing video for the Royal Armouries in Leeds has made my day. 😂 pic.twitter.com/Kfgk3oxfna
— Rebekka (@rebekkarnold) September 16, 2024
Data Talks
“Wreaking havoc for millions” https://t.co/WM7gt9F9Zg pic.twitter.com/sFVnDyJr2X
— Chris Freiman (@cafreiman) September 16, 2024
Wednesday, October 16, 2024
History
The mosaic of the Great Hunt of the Villa Romana del Casale in Piazza Armerina, Sicily - Italy.#drthehistories pic.twitter.com/AGIQZC1m1U
— Dr. M.F. Khan (@Dr_TheHistories) September 17, 2024
An Insight
The fact that the very people who are supposedly protecting us from illiberal populists regularly make that kind of proposals really makes it clear that, if individual freedoms are relatively well-protected in liberal democracies, it's less because people have internalized the… https://t.co/48n9RntVG9
— Philippe Lemoine (@phl43) September 17, 2024
Please be careful!
From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.
—16— Go with the Flow“Sometimes time spent reinventing the wheel results in a revolutionary new rolling device.But sometimes it just amounts to time spent reinventing the wheel.”—Steve KrugAn old guy is driving home from work when his wife calls him on his cell phone. “Phil,” she shouts in a panic, “Please be careful! I just heard on the news that some lunatic is driving the wrong way on Route 80.”“Hell, Doris, it’s not just one car,” he replies. “It’s hundreds of them!”
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