Commonsense sandwich control

It starts with an egregious display of lethargic lawlessness.  

If you touch any law enforcement officer, we will come after you.

I just learned that this defendant worked at the Department of Justice — NO LONGER. Not only is he FIRED, he has been charged with a felony.

This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven… https://t.co/l1jWVjLJPA

— Attorney General Pamela Bondi (@AGPamBondi) August 14, 2025

With video.

The @FBI arrested this individual last night.

He has been charged with felony assault on a federal officer. pic.twitter.com/GY2DBr9rUP

— FBI Director Kash Patel (@FBIDirectorKash) August 14, 2025

From there, Jarvis and Iowahawk start an avalanche of X humor.  Largely, but not singularly, satirizing the danger of weapons such as sandwiches. 

 

There’s no reason these things need to be in civilian hands. https://t.co/TSYkVcHqZN

— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) August 14, 2025

Read down the thread for some good fun.

Vox populi can be fun sometimes.