On the twelfth day of Covid, my experts gave to me

From Stinson Norwood.  The Covid version of Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the twelfth day of Covid, my experts gave to me:

Twelve deaths from drowning,

Eleven preprints pushing,

Ten labs a-leaking,

Nine nobles lying,

Eight mayors masking,

Seven schools a-zooming,

Six goalposts moving,

Five quarantines.

Four booster shots,

Three off-ramps, 

Two hair dressers,

And another interview with Fauci.