The unbearable burden of wokeness

The rank absurdity and hysteria now surrounding Critical Theory and Social Justice are getting tiresome. But tireless Social Justice Warrior Titania McGrath provides a service documenting all the elements of life which normal people overlook when they think about systemic racism. She even documents the mainstream media's articles pushing the documentation of such racism.

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Brave social justice activists such as myself are working tirelessly to expose *all* the racist elements within our society.

Sometimes it is difficult to keep up, so I thought it would be helpful to curate a comprehensive list...

— Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath) July 9, 2020

According to the deep brains of the mainstream media and the advocates they front for, the following are racist activities and institutions. Not a comprehensive list, but an exhausting one.

• Golf
• Bedrooms
• Jesus
• Chess
• Mahatma Gandhi
• Cartoon characters
• Milk
• Roads
• Band-Aids
• Coronavirus
• Orcs
• Rice
• Skincare products
• Nurses
• Butter
• Applause
• Mathematics
• Front lawns
• Breakfast cereals
• Finding Asian men attractive
• Soap
• Toothpaste
• White people speaking
• White people not speaking
• Hiking
• Climate change
• Ice cream snacks
• The Golden Girls
• Biological sex
• Asking “how are you?”
• The Oscars
• Knitting
• Cycling
• Breweries
• Air pollution
• Abolishing slavery
• The countryside
• The suffragette movement
• The medal for the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George
• Fish
• Pancake syrup
• Salt
• Traffic signals
• Earthquakes
• Classical music
• Horse racing
• Trying not to be racist
• Being nice
• Anglo-Saxons
• Toy Story 4
• Mary Poppins
• Jogging
• The Lake District
• Wives
• Fawlty Towers
• Reaction GIFs
• Botany
• Sandwiches
• Environmental activism
• Women
• Science
• Western philosophy
• Libraries
• Dogs
• Dieting
• Yoga
• Country music
• Scrabble
• Wine
• Shoes
• Having sex with black people
• Not having sex with black people
• Rock music
• Tipping
• Veganism
• Dr Seuss
• Robots
• Charles Dickens
• The White Cliffs of Dover
• Thomas the Tank Engine

If all these things disgust you, vote Critical Theory Social Justice. If you appreciate, respect or enjoy any or all of these, vote Classical Liberal.