Your Ten Commandments aren't faring any better.

From The Encyclopedia of Jewish Humor by Henry D. Spalding.

When Franklin D. Roosevelt died he went to heaven where he was welcomed by Moses. "Are you the Roosevelt that was just President of the United States?"

"The same."

"Ah, Franklin, you have my sympathy. I think it's a shame the way the world ignored your Four Freedoms," said Moses.

"Well, I suppose everything is relative," answered Roosevelt. "Your Ten Commandments aren't faring any better."