Saturday, October 26, 2024

Number seventeen

From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.

—70— Thanks, But No Thanks

“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up alone. 
It’s not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel alone.”
—Robin Williams


A young man is walking through the woods, when he comes upon a bunch of old-timers sitting around a campfire. He says hello and they invite him to join the group. After a few moments of silence, one of the old-timers says, “Number seventeen.” They all start laughing. The next guy says, “Number sixty-four,” and again everyone starts laughing.

The young man turns to the old fellow next to him and says, “What’s everybody laughing about?”

The old guy says, “Well, we’ve all known each other for so long that we don’t need to tell our jokes anymore—we just refer to them by a number.”

So when it’s his turn, the young man stands up and says, “Number thirty-three.” Nobody laughs. Embarrassed, the young man sits down and says to the guy next to him, “I don’t get it. Isn’t number thirty-three funny?”

“Yeah,” says the old guy, “but not the way you tell it.”

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Marshall’s House, 1932 by Edward Hopper (American, 1882 - 1967)

Marshall’s House, 1932 by Edward Hopper (American, 1882 - 1967)


















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Friday, October 25, 2024

Which one do you want, son?

From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.

—58— Take the Money and Run?
 
“All things come to him who waits—provided he knows what he is waiting for.”
—Woodrow Wilson


A barber is talking to one of his customers. “See that kid?” he says as he points to a twelve-year-old standing outside the barbershop. “He is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch. I’ll prove it to you.” The barber takes out a one-dollar bill and a five-dollar bill, and then calls the boy inside. He holds out both bills, and asks, “Which one do you want, son?”

The kid takes the one-dollar bill and leaves the shop.

“See?” laughs the barber. “The dumbest kid in the world.”

A few minutes after the customer leaves the barbershop, he happens to see the boy coming out of an ice cream store. He goes over and asks, “If you don’t mind my asking, son, why didn’t you take the five-dollar bill?”

The boy takes a lick of his ice cream cone and replies, “Because the day I choose the five-dollar bill, the game’s over.”

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