Offbeat Humor

Leo Tolstoy has the best diary entries ever.

Sept 19th, 1858.
“Decided that one must love and work, and that’s it.”
Sept 20th:
“Tired. Didn’t love and didn’t work.”

March 31st, 1852.
“Woke up at 6 o’clock, woke everyone up;
I did not get up and slept until 9.”

January 25th…

— Chris Williamson (@ChrisWillx) September 15, 2026