Hey, what are those things?

From Life is a Joke, 100 Life Lessons by John and Gordon Javna.

—38— Just Do It

“There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience.”

—Laurence J. Peter

Two boys are walking through the woods one day when they spy some rabbit turds. One of the boys says, “Hey, what are those things?”

“They’re smart pills,” says his friend. “Eat them and they’ll make you smarter.”

So the first boy eats them and says, “Ecch . . . these taste like crap.”

“See?” the other boy replies. “You’re getting smarter already.”