Always drink upstream from the herd

Three quotes from Will Rogers in The Friars Club Bible of Jokes, Pokes, Roasts, and Toasts‬ (2001), by Nina Colman. Page 316.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.

You could live a pretty productive life just on those three principles.