I wish I loved the Human Race

There are days when I share this sentiment.

"Wishes of an Elderly Man, Wished at a Garden Party, June 1914"
by Sir Walter Alexander Raleigh

I wish I loved the Human Race.
I wish I loved its silly face
I wish I liked the way it walks,
I wish I liked the way it talks,
And when I'm introduced to one,
I wish I thought, What jolly fun!