Tuesday, January 8, 2019

The bar was walked into by the passive voice

Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation
BY Eric K. Auld
1 A comma splice walks into a. bar it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation masks 'walk into" a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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